THOMAS
THE “J'ARRIVE” AWARD
- Wrote “j'arrive” 31 times
- Average silence afterwards: 1h17
Thomas doesn't experience time like the rest of us.
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RECEIPTJun 13, 2025
“j'arrive dans 10”20:02
“y avait des bouchons”21:19
GHOST OF THE YEAR ✦THE FAKE GOODNIGHT AWARD ✦SERIAL DOUBLE TEXTER ✦THE CEO ✦SHOUTING INTO THE VOID ✦MISSING PERSON ✦THE PEOPLE VS. THOMAS ✦UNSOLICITED PODCASTER ✦GHOST OF THE YEAR ✦THE FAKE GOODNIGHT AWARD ✦SERIAL DOUBLE TEXTER ✦THE CEO ✦SHOUTING INTO THE VOID ✦MISSING PERSON ✦THE PEOPLE VS. THOMAS ✦UNSOLICITED PODCASTER ✦
HOW IT WORKS
- 1
Export
From WhatsApp, without media. 30 seconds.
- 2
Upload
The file is read on your phone. It is never sent anywhere.
- 3
Expose
Awards, files, receipts. Drop them in the group.
THE EXPORT, STEP BY STEP
30 SECONDS IN WHATSAPP.
It's the only fiddly part. Here's exactly where to tap.
- →Works with a two-person chat too.
- →“Without media” is enough and faster. Pick “Attach media” only if you want the Evidence Room (the analysis of your photos).
- →Labels can vary a little with your WhatsApp version.
WHAT YOU GET
EIGHT WAYS TO EXPOSE YOUR FRIENDS.
Everything is built from your own conversation. Nothing is generic.
The Wrapped
Around fifteen slides to tap through like a story: your numbers, your records, your shame.
Example38,492 messages. Zero dignity.
The awards
Twenty or so awards, some invented just for your group, with timestamped receipts.
ExampleThe “omw” award: Thomas, 31 times. Average silence afterwards: 1h17.
The files
A character file for every friend: class, special ability, weakness, favorite spell.
ExampleJeff — The Ghost. Weakness: making plans.
Friendship & Fight
A score for every duo in the group, and a ten-round fight between two friends.
ExampleAlex VS Sarah: 94%. Who replies faster?
The lore
The topics and running jokes you keep coming back to, from the obvious to the unexplainable.
ExampleAt the bottom of the iceberg: “the kayak incident”.
The government
A cabinet seat for everyone, based on how they chat. Nobody was elected.
ExamplePaul — Debate team captain.
The games
Four games to play out loud: who said it, whose award, who's the worst, true or false.
ExampleWho sent “what time?” 492 times?
Ready to share
Every card goes to the group in one tap, or to your story with first names hidden.
Example“Send Thomas the evidence”
THE AWARDS
THOMAS
THE “J'ARRIVE” AWARD
- Wrote “j'arrive” 31 times
- Average silence afterwards: 1h17
Thomas doesn't experience time like the rest of us.
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ALEX
THE CEO
- 31% of all messages
- In a group of 6
Democracy has failed.
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JEFF
GHOST OF THE YEAR
- Typical reply time: 6h42
Replies when everyone has forgotten the question.
YAPCHAT
Your conversations stay yours.
01
Read on your device
Your chat is parsed and analyzed in your browser. The file is never uploaded.
02
Only the punchlines travel
When you share, we store the stats and a few one-line quotes. Nothing else.
03
Delete anytime
One tap removes a shared Wrapped. Links expire after 30 days and are never indexed.
THINGS PEOPLE ASK
Do you read my messages?+
No. The file is opened and analyzed in your browser, on your device. It is never sent to our servers. If you share a result, only the numbers and a few one-line quotes are stored. One exception, and only if you trigger it: the photos you tick in “The Evidence Room” are sent to the AI to be described, and are not kept.
What will my friends see?+
Only what you send them: an award, a file, a fight. You choose. Links expire after 30 days and you can delete everything in one tap.
What kind of group does it work with?+
Any, from 2 people and 50 messages. The older and chattier the group, the funnier it gets.
Is this scientific?+
Absolutely not. We count messages and timestamps, then turn them into jokes. We never guess what people think or feel.
Is it free?+
The Wrapped, the files, each person's two best awards, one fight, the government and one game are free. The rest unlocks by inviting two friends, or for the price of a coffee.
YOUR GROUP CHAT HAS RECEIPTS. GO GET THEM.